After my current stint of visting the cinema at a alarming rate, a advert appeared for, "Lesbian Vampire Killer's" Horne and Corden's new film. The trailer put me off straight away as a 'trailer' of a film should incorporate some 'interesting/funny/exciting/thrilling' moments to wrap the audience in, hence they want to watch it. This did completey the opposite and brought a tear to my eye after the huge success of, Gavin and Stacey. My doubts of the film were confirmed when I read the recent reviews by the British press.

Phil Claydon's instantly forgettable lads' mag farce is an appalling waste of a perfectly decent title.

James Corden and Mathew Horne are two witless slobs who go for a hike in Norfolk with an industrial quantity of condoms and end up being savaged by a posse of groaning 18-year-olds with plastic teeth.

It's profoundly awful.

Loath as I am to kick a comedy duo when they're down, there's no plausible defence for this slapdash feature film by Mathew Horne and James Corden.

A loveable pair of mates in Gavin and Stacey, here they have flagrantly overstretched their appeal and now look in danger of becoming the Hale and Pace de nos jours.

It's pretty woeful and unimaginably boring.

This lazy, scary movie spoof does Corden and Horne no favours.

Badly written and hastily executed, it takes all the easy options of bad taste, bosoms and body fluids.

There isn't a really funny gag or stand-out sequence in the whole film. Any laughs come courtesy of Corden's randy, blustering Fletch.

Phil Claydon directs at a breakneck pace, but maybe he just wanted it to be over as quickly as possible. I know exactly how he feels.

That's just a couple of bad reviews in which the press has slated the film. The rest can be found at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7954681.stm *not sure if hyperlink worked*.

I know that the best critic for a film is yourself after watching it, but I do believe this would not be a great choice if your looking for a good night out.

sorry but the only thing i really understood from that was lesbian. O.o